Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory
Super-Elementary Fortress 555
The Grade school in the 'Burbs Outside the City at the Center of the
Anime Multiverse™
The Students
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Kindergarten
Kindergarten is where it all starts, and the beginning of the end, to
hear the kids tell it. A 6-hour day with recess and 2 snack breaks; gym,
music, and art; and no homework--it just doesn't get any better than
this.
- Annie
Starkiller, Ace pilot and leader of the Teslatron Team
- Evanna,
Small medium at large
- Victor
von Bismark, Kindergarten super-genius
-
Winken, Blinken, & Nod, Kindergarten super-heroes
1st Grade
- The Kid
With No Name, Grade-school gunfighter
- He almost never talks, but just a glance from The Kid speaks volumes.
He's never drawn his [cap]gun, yet the place clears any time he pulls his
duster out of the way and levels his eternally-shaded gaze at
someone.
- Farley,
Hyperkinetic ferret furry
- Take a ferret, give him sugar water, hose him down and put him on a
trampoline covered with bouncy-balls for half an hour, and you'd have an
idea of how much energy Farley has all the time. Except Farley
weighs 40 pounds, and can talk (endlessly).
- Joey,
The Chosen One
- Sparky
McSnickers, Engineer of the Teslatron Team
- Hebime,
Not-so-secret disciple of the ancient ways of Ninjutsu
- Tom, a
bully
- never mess with a 7-yr-old who shaves
2nd Grade
Nick's the only member of the 2nd Grade, and most people don't even know
about him. Nobody remembers what happened to the 2nd Grade, and nobody
talks about it. Maybe there used to be a 2nd Grade--after all, the older
kids presumably came from somewhere, but the topic gets quickly
changed any time someone brings it up. The 1st Graders (and their teachers)
are particularly loath to discuss it, probably not wanting to jinx
themselves.
- Nick
Milson, Haunting the school until bedtime
3rd Grade
- Abel
Gwish, Zombie with a heart (his own, that is)
- "Brraaaaainssss!!! --Just kidding!"
- Belle
& Sebastian, Kid with the perfect pet
- Henrietta
"Hank" Johnson, Big jovial lug of the Teslatron Team
- Mrs.
Tuggles, Possessed guinea pig
- Rick
Thomason, Were-adult
- Secret
Go-Racer, Hyperimaginative go-kart racer
- Suzie,
Secret's arch-rival
4th Grade
- Kurosawa,
Humble and disciplined kensai
- Mirielle
47, Android girl
- Lepus
Aubergine, Annoying rabbit furry comic relief of the Teslatron
Team
- Lieutenents
Peck, Baracus, and Murdock, An Elite Cadre of 4th-graders.
- Last year, Colonel Vasquez stumbled upon these three in the middle of
a mission gone wrong. She managed to whip them into shape, and save the
mission. After an intensive weekend of training (involving the jungle gym
and climbing ropes), she gave them all field commissions, and now calls
on them in those rare instancese when the mission is more than she can
handle solo.
- Prince
Vandersnooten, A royal pain
- Timmy
& Henry, Little kid and giant robot
5th Grade
- Ann
Gwish, A witch, callous beyond her years
- Aurora,
Air-headed Moon-princess
- Christopher,
Laid-back monster trainer
- Colonel
Vasquez, Army-brat tomboy
- Martin
the Mercurian, Alien exchange student
- Princess
Emma, Scientist and princess of the Teslatron Team
- Ryu
Gruberman, Wannabe martial-artist
- Shauna,
Trisha, Sara, & Cordelia, The Popular Clique
- Ted
Suo, Psychic kid with a headache the size of Neo-Tokyo
6th Grade
- Barry
Callahan, Mysterious veteran of the Teslatron Team
- D von
D, Tall, dark, and mysterious -- with an annoying squeeky voice
- Doggie
Howler, M.D., Precocious grade-school dog furry with a Ph.D.
- Dusty,
Geek who gets all the girls
- Matilda,
Popular porcupine furry
- Pat
Somers, Switches gender whenever (s)he needs to use the bathroom
Street Kids
Sometimes they show up for school, sometimes they don't. Ryu, true to
form, likes to hang out with them, especially Cyd, and savor the rough life
of the street -- until his mom shows up in the minivan to take him home for
dinner.
- Charity
"Bam-Bam", Little girl with a big thump-stick
- Cyd found her behind a dumpster when she was 3, and has taken care of
her ever since. He makes sure she goes to school (Kindergarten) every
day, because he knows it's important, he just doesn't like
it.
- Cyd,
Cyber-generation skater punk
- Cyd may be on Mr. Body's roster, but that doesn't mean he's in class.
It takes a fair bit of effort to still be in gradeschool at 14. The one
thing that can make him drop his street-tough demeanor is Charity, but
woe to anyone else who notices. He makes sure Charity has the best he can
manage, and most of his shoplifting is food and clothes and school
supplies for her.
- Hubcap,
Hyperactive pixie girl
- "Oooooo, what's this button do?!?"
- An intangible ball of light most of the time, Hubcap has more energy
than anybody should have, and no grasp of cause-and-effect. She's the one
kid that most of the teachers (especially Ms. Kirie, who has Hubcap on
her roster) will admit they would rather never showed up for
school--after all, she's a fairy, so she'll never grow up, so who cares
if she's educated?
- Sasha,
Robo-kitty
- The only other kid who never gets in any trouble for not showing up
for school. She spends her days tipping over dumpsters for [computer]
mice and other tasty morsels, or hanging out with Cyd.
- Willow,
Ultra-competitive monster trainer
- Willow's had a rough life, and compensates by winning accolades.
Problem is, her favorite competition in the whole world is fighting
monsters, and her classmate Christopher thrashes her constantly at it.
Nonetheless, she loves going to school, because she's one of the best in
gym class, and a champ at being the first done with quizzes.